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Maestro:
Si tienes diez tartas de chocolate y un amigo te pide dos, ¿cuántas tartas te quedan?
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Yo:
Diez.
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Maestro:
... Bueno, vale... Si tienes diez tartas de chocolate y un amigo te quita dos por la fuerza, ¿cuántas tartas te quedan?
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Yo:
Diez y un cadaver.
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